killing it - Promoters, let’s just assume that all DJs are doing this and leave it out of your twitter promo campaign. It’s not gonna make me come out to the club, since every DJ you tweet about is ‘killing it’ even though most of them aren’t even worth the $150 and strip of domestic highball tickets you’ve given them.
le sigh - You’re not French, you’re not the guy from Pink Is The New Blog, just don’t.
epic - Much like ‘killing it’, when a word is overused it loses its impact. How many epic nights can you really have at the same dirty club, drinking the same PBR, popping the same caps of E? Get real. No one is jealous of your status updates.
uber - Sie, sind Idiot nicht deutsch.
global warming - We’re fucked, get over it.
social media - Let’s just call it ‘life’ from now on, k?
recession - We’ve always been broke, it’s just that someone decided to tell us it’s not okay to put everything on our credit cards. No matter, that’s over now and we can continue to live beyond our means, thank God! Do you really think that anyone’s debt is going to matter when Jesus comes back?
kanye - Just because he made some decent beats for other people a long ass time ago, TYPES IN CAPS, and makes a big stink all over the media doesn’t mean he knows how to rap or design a shoe. “The way Kathie Lee needed Regis, that’s the way y’all need Jesus”.
nom nom - GET FUCKED.
totes - Can’t wait til hipsters stop talking like ironic valley girls and making up annoying abbreviations, obvi.