January 2010
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Calvin Harris got the Dubstep treatment!
His new single, ‘You Used To Hold Me’ is dropping sometime in February and the remixes on it are amazeballs. Here’s one of them done by Nero.
Calvin Harris - You Used To Hold Me (Nero remix)
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Okay, I’m posing this guy to be as popular as Justice or all those Ed Banger fuckers in this next year. His songs are massive. And amazing. And this will have to suffice until Justice release their new album!
Danger - 4h30
Words That Need to Die with 2009
killing it - Promoters, let’s just assume that all DJs are doing this and leave it out of your twitter promo campaign. It’s not gonna make me come out to the club, since every DJ you tweet about is ‘killing it’ even though most of them aren’t even worth the $150 and strip of domestic highball tickets you’ve given them.
le sigh - You’re not French, you’re not the guy from Pink Is The New Blog, just don’t.
epic - Much like ‘killing it’, when a word is overused it loses its impact. How many epic nights can you really have at the same dirty club, drinking the same PBR, popping the same caps of E? Get real. No one is jealous of your status updates.
uber - Sie, sind Idiot nicht deutsch.
global warming - We’re fucked, get over it.
social media - Let’s just call it ‘life’ from now on, k?
recession - We’ve always been broke, it’s just that someone decided to tell us it’s not okay to put everything on our credit cards. No matter, that’s over now and we can continue to live beyond our means, thank God! Do you really think that anyone’s debt is going to matter when Jesus comes back?
kanye - Just because he made some decent beats for other people a long ass time ago, TYPES IN CAPS, and makes a big stink all over the media doesn’t mean he knows how to rap or design a shoe. “The way Kathie Lee needed Regis, that’s the way y’all need Jesus”.
nom nom - GET FUCKED.
totes - Can’t wait til hipsters stop talking like ironic valley girls and making up annoying abbreviations, obvi.
Who Wrote Holden Caulfield
GREEN DAY
The author of one of the greatest books in history has died. J.D. Salinger passed away at the age of 91. At least he had lived a long and exciting life.
The Catcher In the Rye was deemed controversial when it first came out because it dealt with teenage angst and rebellion. But now, people read that book even in schools because it deals with belonging and alienation.
In honor of Salinger, here is a classic song by Green Day written about the protagonist in this said novel.
Green Day - Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?
